(Bluesy guitar starts)
I know this beast named BEAGLE
And she's givin' me the blues
I turn my back for a moment
And she's eating my chinese food
Ooooooo, I know a bitch called Beagle
And she's givin' me the blues
I try to go meet my baby
But I've beagle poop in my shoes
(Bridge)
That dog it just don't behave
It ain't right in the head
She eats, then eats, then eats some more
And takes a big dump in my bed
Oooooooooooo, i know a bitch named BEAGLE
And she's givin' me the blues
If it's momma didn't love it so much
I'd be knotting up a noose
Yeaaaaaah, there's this little beagle
And it's givin' me the blues
But I think at least this foulest beast
Would guard its family 'til its life it did lose
(blues guitar solo)
Well, unless there was meat in the vicinity
(Blues guitar fades out)
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