An Unsettling Clue

Damn! Despite my tireless efforts, it seems the influence of the BEAGLE continues to grow, and her quest to literally devour the world whole remains largely undiscovered and unopposed.

Why am I the only who who can see? Has the rest of the world been struck blind?

I received a taunt in the form of a postcard from the Beast, who seems to delight in mocking my meager efforts to stop her plans of apocalyptic destruction. But the creature was sloppy, and left an important clue; some rudimentary internet research regarding the postmark has paid an unexpected dividend, in that I believe I've discovered the Godless pit from which my enemy spawned that fateful night nearly a decade ago...

http://www.dogbarkparkinn.com/

Beagle Givin' Me The Blues

(Bluesy guitar starts)

I know this beast named BEAGLE
And she's givin' me the blues
I turn my back for a moment
And she's eating my chinese food

Ooooooo, I know a bitch called Beagle
And she's givin' me the blues
I try to go meet my baby
But I've beagle poop in my shoes

(Bridge)
That dog it just don't behave
It ain't right in the head
She eats, then eats, then eats some more
And takes a big dump in my bed

Oooooooooooo, i know a bitch named BEAGLE
And she's givin' me the blues
If it's momma didn't love it so much
I'd be knotting up a noose

Yeaaaaaah, there's this little beagle
And it's givin' me the blues
But I think at least this foulest beast
Would guard its family 'til its life it did lose

(blues guitar solo)

Well, unless there was meat in the vicinity

(Blues guitar fades out)

Update: 06/29/2007

After undertaking extensive research into the lineage of my enemy, I've come to a terrifying conclusion...

A Recent Sighting (?)