tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67328750027521477582011-04-21T19:24:19.863-07:00An effort, possibly futile, to oppose the world domination currently being planned by my nemesis Gradgrind, who on his own was harmless, but who has recently allied with my other archenemy, the BEAGLE, and who now form a collective threat so lethal that all my energy must go into preventing this collaboration from reigning death and destruction on all that I cherish in this world and the next...jbollihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07435258530882127728noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6732875002752147758.post-68380049292429076942007-12-02T02:04:00.000-08:002007-12-02T02:25:32.144-08:00Damn! Despite my tireless efforts, it seems the influence of the BEAGLE continues to grow, and her quest to <strong>literally devour the world whole</strong> remains largely undiscovered and unopposed.<br /><br />Why am I the only who who can see? Has the rest of the world been struck blind?<br /><br />I received a taunt in the form of a postcard from the Beast, who seems to delight in mocking my meager efforts to stop her plans of apocalyptic destruction. But the creature was sloppy, and left an important clue; some rudimentary internet research regarding the postmark has paid an unexpected dividend, in that I believe I've discovered the Godless pit from which my enemy spawned that fateful night nearly a decade ago...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.dogbarkparkinn.com/">http://www.dogbarkparkinn.com/</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6732875002752147758-6838004929242907694?l=jbolli.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jbollihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07435258530882127728noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6732875002752147758.post-78924662958448833102007-11-10T14:33:00.000-08:002007-11-10T15:07:56.922-08:00(Bluesy guitar starts)<br /><br />I know this beast named BEAGLE<br />And she's givin' me the blues<br />I turn my back for a moment<br />And she's eating my chinese food<br /><br />Ooooooo, I know a bitch called Beagle<br />And she's givin' me the blues<br />I try to go meet my baby<br />But I've beagle poop in my shoes<br /><br />(Bridge)<br />That dog it just don't behave<br />It ain't right in the head<br />She eats, then eats, then eats some more<br />And takes a big dump in my bed<br /><br />Oooooooooooo, i know a bitch named BEAGLE<br />And she's givin' me the blues<br />If it's momma didn't love it so much<br />I'd be knotting up a noose<br /><br />Yeaaaaaah, there's this little beagle<br />And it's givin' me the blues<br />But I think at least this foulest beast<br />Would guard its family 'til its life it did lose<br /><br />(blues guitar solo)<br /><br />Well, unless there was meat in the vicinity<br /><br />(Blues guitar fades out)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6732875002752147758-7892466295844883310?l=jbolli.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jbollihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07435258530882127728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6732875002752147758.post-687939519642177912007-06-29T12:56:00.001-07:002007-06-29T12:58:25.352-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0e4e-XxJ4tA/RoVkUmBUwhI/AAAAAAAAAAU/B95efpy3wuQ/s1600-h/effee.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5081578059523736082" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0e4e-XxJ4tA/RoVkUmBUwhI/AAAAAAAAAAU/B95efpy3wuQ/s400/effee.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div>After undertaking extensive research into the lineage of my enemy, I've come to a terrifying conclusion...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6732875002752147758-68793951964217791?l=jbolli.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jbollihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07435258530882127728noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6732875002752147758.post-50871711159177911352007-06-20T15:57:00.001-07:002007-06-20T15:58:54.627-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0e4e-XxJ4tA/RnmxI9ItqEI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7T7SXBt4AGI/s1600-h/new+bl.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078284822245124162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0e4e-XxJ4tA/RnmxI9ItqEI/AAAAAAAAAAM/7T7SXBt4AGI/s320/new+bl.JPG" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6732875002752147758-5087171115917791135?l=jbolli.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jbollihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07435258530882127728noreply@blogger.com0